on the flipside… if it does happen… hmmm.

re the lack of animals – not realistic… if we survive, so will they, in large numbers – particularly here in africa (less so in the ‘civilised’ zones where humans have driven out all but the rats and roaches).

snakes are always the most resilient; make good eating; hide in obvious spots – and we have more than our share of them in RSA

we south africans may have a hard time not getting eaten, rather than vice versa.

i’m currently gathering info on edible wild weeds; trees; roots in my own country… riveting stuff, regardless of 2012 outcome.

Moreover, on one hand, some reports say that world will not end, but new World order will be formed & it will be of good people. But on another hand, only rich people can afford to use facilities like bunkers. AND rich people need not be good!

I didn`t mean to be rude

However, that`s not what I came to write about.
“. Have #10 cans on hand.”
why ten cans? why on your hand? I find it much more useful to carry them on your foot instead, and ten is much too much. Better have three, so that would let you walk.
Now, some might ask themselves: what good does it do to carry cans on your feet? I will tell you by asking a question myself. Why are cans called cans? there`s a reason. If you carry a can, you can. You see what I mean? that is why they said to have ten on your hands, so that you can ten times as much, but it`s too much, even if you can what you can. On your feet, however, you can still use your hands, and walk!! to be able to thrice is sufficient enough, mark my words!!

“. Have foil pouches (made multilayer laminated plastic and aluminum).”
what is that FOR??!?!!?!??!?!!?!
foil pouches are not ecological!!! if everyone will start buying foil pouches, we will destroy our world before 2012 even comes!! Instead, weave your own pouches out of dried grass on your front lawn. If you don`t have a front lawn, contact me and I will provide you with material. As some of you know, I lead a secret country devoted to saving us from 2012 disasters, so since it`s secret you can`t contact me easily. However, if you are chosen to survive you will come about to doing so (contacting me, not surviving, of course… not that I mean that you won`t survive, seeing that I just said you were chosen to survive, but if you understand what I mean, all the better. If not, who cares about your meagre mind? certainly not me )

last but not least, (what does that mean? I mean, last and least are the same thing except for the a in the second word… But as I am a mad scientist and not an english professor I choose not to ponder on the subject) “. Buy some bottles made of polyethylene terephthalate (PETE bottles). These are used for long term dry food storage.”
There is something they ommited in saying this. True, the PETE bottles are used for storage, but they are also lethal to men. NOt directly, mind you, because they would not be for sale. However, with the coming of aliens on 2012, the PETE bottles will start radiating some lethal radiations, called PETations, which means Powerful Energizing Trauma radiations, which gives youtrauma, as the name suggests, and of which you die very quickly. I have the proof for that, but it would be too long to write, so just take my word for it, please. Anyways, nothing would store food well. I am, however, working on storage bottles which will, but they require materials unaccessed to me at the moment… but they will, mark my words!

remember, mark my words, like with a highliter or something, but MARK THEM! they are the key to our destiny.
ALL OF MY WORDS!
EVERY SINGLE ONE I WRITE!
EVER!

UPPER LINE (this, of course, is a disapproval of gilles who so ruthlessly broke the heart of majan or whoever she is… he is probably working for the government, part of the giant conspiracy! never trust him!)