numbers_facts_2012.jpgI want to present the science facts, not the science “facts” that seem to overwhelm many of the end of the world scenarios. Alas, I suspect that I’m fighting a losing battle. I got it wrong, debunking the doomsayers who are doing this for financial gain are not concerned whether their evidence adds up, they are using one tool that I cannot influence. Fear.

What is going to happen in 2012: pure facts

1.    We will all have to live through another Presidential Election.
2.    Asteroid 334-Eros will pass within 17 million miles of Earth, If it earth were the corner pocket this is the equivalent of bouncing off the cushion and hitting the cat. Nonetheless, astronomers will get very excited and run to their observatories, leaving their families to fend for themselves.
3.    US troops will hand back control of the Korean Military. Congress will declare a war to keep the troops busy.
4.    The Freedom Tower will be completed in New York causing the terror threat to be raised just in-case some terrorist somewhere tries something with it at sometime.
5.    There will be an annular Solar Eclipse – for 3 whole minutes hundreds of people will be unable to see where they left their keys.
6.    The UK will turn off analogue broadcasting; millions of pensioners will miss Countdown. Mass rioting will ensue, albeit it very slowly.
7.    The Sun’s magnetic poles will flip; it’s inhabitants will get briefly lost when their compasses start pointing backwards.
8.    The Mayan calendar will roll over from 12.19.19.17.19 to 13.0.0.0.0. The Mayans will have to buy a new calendar. They will also have one hell of a New Year celebration. There is no evidence to suggest the Mayans believed the world would end when their calendar did, although possibly they were worried that their computer clocks would reset to 0.0.0.0.1.
9.    The Earth’s population will excel 7 billion people, making it impossible to find a free parking space

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